With candid honesty Oliver Markus Malloy comes to us from the future to once and for all mansplain the age-old question: "Can men and women ever really be just friends?"

Women think so. But every man knows that it's impossible. Read this book and find out what really goes on in a man's mind. You will never look at opposite-sex friendships the same way again.




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TRIGGER WARNING FOR MILLENNIALS: This is a book about misogyny. Not in favor of misogyny but against misogyny.

This book has received over a thousand 4 and 5 star reviews on Goodreads, Google Play Books, Amazon, Amazon India, Amazon Canada, etc. Here are just a few of them:


"It reads well. It simply describes a basic biologic truth. All living creatures are driven by the basic drive to reproduce themselves. I have sent this very neat simple story to family and friends."
★★★★★ Thaddeus Kostrubala, MD. Psychiatrist


"The book very well explains the sexual behaviour of a man. All women should read it, to understand the man in their life."
★★★★★ Google Play Book Review



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"Ladies, it's all true. It's all about sex. Homo sapien males are not as evolved as you might think. Sorry about that. I don't want to shatter any romantic beliefs you might have but we are what we are. An honest read for women who most likely won't like what they read."
★★★★ Goodreads Review


"He makes some excellent points. But it may also contain some information you'd rather deny or not know at all."
★★★★★ Goodreads Review


"True facts that many of us don't want to hear."
★★★★★ Amazon Review


"An inconvenient truth. Don't listen to the handful of negative reviews from teenage millennial females. They have zero life experience and their clueless outrage is ill informed. This book speaks the truth about men, and anyone with some life experience will surely agree that this book hits the nail on the head."
★★★★★ Amazon Review



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"Tells it like it is. Backs up what I've thought for years... As well as what I've told my daughter about young men that she is friends with. Great book for young marrieds."
★★★★ Amazon Review


"This pretty much makes all of my mother's advice quite valid, about men. Who really knew?"
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"I've been around a while, being a 60 year old grandmother. The book was very blunt, very interesting, honest and a little comical. I have to say I agree that men think and feel that way. I don't have a problem with it. It is what it is. They just have to control it, be civilized. This would be an eye opening read for an inexperienced naive young lady..."
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"Very blunt and funny. Some of the statements left me speechless because I can't believe I never knew these things before."
★★★★★ Amazon Review


"This was quite shocking for me to read at first. But I continued reading and in the end I did learn something new. Thus, this was a good read even though I did not like the beginning of it. Girls, if you happen to want to understand men better, you should try reading this book."
★★★★ Google Play Book Review


"A fun read that's also educational. This book really opened my eyes. Now it all makes sense. Every student should read this in college."
★★★★★ Amazon Review


"Changed the way I used to think about men! It would definitely stop me from wasting my time in reading romantic novels or fantasizing the like. Really opened my eyes wide!"
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"This has changed the way I think about men and I will never misinterpret their actions again."
★★★★★ Amazon UK Review


"Thank you. It changed my life."
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Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps


What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals




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An unprecedented wave of sex scandals is rocking Hollywood and Washington D.C.

Never before have so many powerful men been accused of sexual misconduct all at the same time. What is going on?



why men and women can't be friends



"I love this author! He says what others are thinking."
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"This book manages to maintain humor while discussing a serious topic."
★★★★ Goodreads Review


"Interesting book. Lots of common sense, but men HAVE to read this book... and I doubt they will. Thanks for writing it!"
★★★★ Barnes & Noble Review


"Deep dive into the history of men."
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This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. is a German-American novelist and comic artist. Born and raised in Aachen, Germany, he currently lives in Los Angeles, CA.

Malloy began his writing career in the early 1990s, as editor-in-chief of a computer magazine with a monthly circulation of over 500,000, which was distributed by Germany's largest publishing house. After moving to New York, he was the art director for a newspaper in Manhattan, and later the production manager for a newspaper in Brooklyn, before he began self-publishing his cartoons online in May 2000. He has never had another 9-5 job since.

His bestselling trilogy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories, has been downloaded over 100,000 times on Amazon, Apple Books, Google Books, Nook, and Kobo.


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